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There can only be one
Whenever I get a packet of M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M
duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the
"loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are
tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of
competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the
rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt
to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as
well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for
breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of M&Ms. I consider this "grant
money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the true champion. There can be only one!
A pox on sparkles!
Tanko
06/30/09
Carja
06/22/09
Carja
06/02/09
Passionate1
05/28/09
~Passionate1
deadheadtrea
05/28/09
Trea
Carja
05/22/09
Jetranger1
05/18/09
Carja
05/08/09
PiggiesR4Me
04/24/09
Carja
04/12/09
A pox on sparkles!