Offline mia

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There can only be one

Whenever I get a packet of M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the true champion. There can be only one!

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    Carja

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    06/15/14

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    Carja

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    05/01/14

    Happy Spring
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    Carja

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    03/24/14

    Hi
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    “It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the
    wind blows cold: when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade.”
    ~Charles Dickens, Great Expectations
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    02/12/14

     
    Love has no desire but to fulfill itself.  To melt and be like
    a running brook that sings its melody to the night.  To
    wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for
    another day of loving.  ~Kahlil Gibran
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    Hope you have a wonderful Valentine’s Day.
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    Carja

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    12/17/13

    Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to
    the delusions of our childish days; that can recall to the old man the
    pleasures of his youth; that can transport the sailor and the traveller,
    thousands of miles away, back to his own fire-side and his quiet home! 
    ~Charles Dickens, The Pickwick Papers, 1836
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    Carja

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    11/26/13

     
     
    Take care and have a wonderful day.
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    Carja

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    10/24/13

    Have a happy Halloween!
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    Carja

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    08/09/13

    Hugs for my friends.....
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    ....if I can just get my little wings around you.
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    Carja

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    Dropping in to see how you are doing.
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    Carja

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    Hi
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