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  • Location: TX US
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There can only be one

Whenever I get a packet of M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the true champion. There can be only one!

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    Carja

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    02/03/10

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    Carja

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    02/01/10

    How do you feel about the new profiles?  Since we will be losing this comment section as it is now, complete with graphics, we are going to lose a big part of our communication  and self expression.  If you "approve" a new friendship from someone who has a new profile, you will lose this profile and you will be switched to the new one.   Happy or unhappy, let them know.....
    Post your opinion about the new profiles here:
    http://support.yuku.com/topic/18795
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    Carja

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    01/22/10

    Sending you some
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    wolfangel

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    01/21/10

    LMIA!!!
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    Carja

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    01/11/10

    Have a great day, and then.....
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    Carja

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    01/02/10

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    dallesgirl

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    12/06/09

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    Carja

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    12/05/09

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